1 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:08,140 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:10,460 you may not be right for some. 3 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,500 A man is born, he's a man of needs. 4 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:20,140 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different 5 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:25,860 strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the 6 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,480 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 7 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,980 Everybody finds a way to shine. 8 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:37,580 It don't matter that you got not a lot. 9 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:41,920 So what? I'll have theirs and you'll have yours and I'll have mine. 10 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:47,480 And together we'll be fine. Because it takes different strokes to move the 11 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:51,900 world. Yes, it does. It takes different strokes to move the world. 12 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,880 Hey, guys, you better get a move on. Kimberly's all ready and her girlfriend 13 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,620 told you she'll be here any minute. Okay, Dad. 14 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:02,370 Arnold, Dad's here. 15 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:07,090 Okay. Are you still fooling with your hair? You were going to be bald before 16 00:01:07,090 --> 00:01:08,090 you're 15. 17 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:11,070 And then the girls can run their fingers through my scalp. 18 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:20,430 Arnold is ready, Papa Sam. 19 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:27,610 Hit him. The shrunken shogun. 20 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:32,120 Big Mouth Brother disarmed brave samurai. 21 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:34,040 Must now commit seppuku. 22 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:04,740 Do you think he died from the rubber dagger or from overacting? 23 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:09,820 Well, I guess we'll have to go to the amusement park without our dead samurai. 24 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,360 No way. 25 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,460 Okay, then get changed and let's get moving. 26 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,760 Boy, I can't see why I can't go with this on. 27 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,000 It's more comfortable. 28 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,240 It's easier to get on and off the rides. 29 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,880 Don't jive me, little brother. 30 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:26,840 I know why you all dressed up. 31 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:29,660 Doing press pootie. You got a crush on her. 32 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:31,980 Well, look. 33 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,500 I just think she's nice for a girl. I mean, I'm not ready to swap sandwiches 34 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,319 with her. 35 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,940 And besides, she's older than me. 36 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,060 Arnold, older women and younger men are in now. 37 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:45,760 This woman is 12 years old. 38 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,660 And she's also taller than me. So what? 39 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,160 That doesn't matter either. 40 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,300 It's the man himself that counts. 41 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,700 You know, maybe you're right. 42 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,440 I mean, if the woman likes you, what difference does it make if you only come 43 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,440 to her Adam's apple? 44 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,500 Now you got it. 45 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:03,910 You may be small, but you got macho. 46 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:05,430 Yeah, that's me. 47 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:08,210 Mucho macho. 48 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:12,590 Hey, gang! 49 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:14,210 Am I the only one going? 50 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:15,609 We're all set. 51 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:16,369 We're coming, then. 52 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:19,310 Boss, did you want the wrong color shirt with me? Yeah, I'm going. That's the 53 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:20,910 fun. Let's get to showing bro. 54 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:22,749 Where's Arnold? 55 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:25,390 In the bathroom, drowning himself in the aftershave lotion. 56 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:28,610 Aftershave lotion? 57 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:32,380 Yeah. Royal bull musk. Wow, Paul Musk. 58 00:03:32,740 --> 00:03:34,440 Where'd he get a dumb thing like that? 59 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,920 Out of my medicine cabinet. 60 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Sorry, Daddy. 61 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,700 That dumb thing costs $18 a bottle. 62 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:44,680 Why would a nine -year -old boy be putting on aftershave lotion? 63 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:46,660 To catch a 12 -year -old girl. 64 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,560 He's got a crush on Tootie. 65 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,520 Well, I hope he doesn't put on too much of that aftershave lotion. 66 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,340 Why? 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Well, I better go upstairs and put on my own 124 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:44,460 shoes. 125 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:01,270 It's nice to see you again. 126 00:08:01,490 --> 00:08:02,890 How was your summer camp? 127 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:04,890 Terrific. I got poison ivy. 128 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,410 Getting poison ivy is terrific? 129 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:10,690 It is when everyone else gets diarrhea. 130 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:18,150 Now, Philip Drummond here. 131 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,470 Would you ask my chauffeur to bring the car around, please? 132 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:22,029 Thank you. 133 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,390 The car will be here in a minute, kids. 134 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:25,910 Hey, tell her about Mr. High Hair. 135 00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:27,630 Oh, yeah. 136 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:28,650 Hey, T .D. Arnold. 137 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:31,350 kind of got a crush on you, and he's going to ask you to be his date for 138 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:33,110 Me and Arnold? 139 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:35,270 Talk about an odd couple. 140 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:37,850 But I'm really flattered. 141 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:42,309 See, he feels kind of funny because you're, you know, older than he is, not 142 00:08:42,309 --> 00:08:43,309 mention taller. 143 00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:47,750 Well, I can't do anything about my age, but if it'll make him feel better, I'll 144 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:48,750 walk on my knees. 145 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:56,330 Gee, what's that strong smell? 146 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,360 It makes you smell really tall. 147 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:10,820 It does? 148 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:13,000 It's good to see you, Arnold. 149 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,860 She can't keep her hands off me. 150 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,800 Isn't there something you want to tell her, Arnold? 151 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,040 Why don't we all go and get our sweaters and jackets? 152 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,240 Good idea. 153 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,160 Hi. 154 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,280 What did you want to say to me, Arnold? 155 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:36,180 Just... 156 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,490 I'm going to the amusement park today. Aren't you? 157 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,370 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 158 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:47,650 You know, I find amusement parks amusing. 159 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:55,490 Oh, and speaking of amusement parks, I was wondering if, you know, if you... If 160 00:09:55,490 --> 00:10:01,090 what? Well, if... If what? 161 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:07,370 If you'd be my personal date today, I'd love to... I knew you wouldn't. 162 00:10:07,970 --> 00:10:09,510 I know, but I said yes. 163 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,020 I'll be your personal date. 164 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:12,720 Yeah? 165 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,380 Terrific. In that case, I'll be your date, too. 166 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,740 Okay, we're all ready. Let's go. 167 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:18,980 Yeah. 168 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,360 Uh, Dad? 169 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,240 Yes? Would you mind making a little stop along the way? 170 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:24,940 Well, what for? 171 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,280 This. I want to get some money for my bank account for me and my date. 172 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,420 Oh, no, Arnold. I have my own money. 173 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:34,080 Oh, Arnold, we don't have to stop at our bank. I've got plenty of money for all 174 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,360 of us. You know, this is my treat. 175 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:37,020 Now, Dad. 176 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:41,110 When a man takes out a woman, he should pay for it with his own money. But if 177 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:43,770 you insist on treating somebody, you can treat me. 178 00:10:57,970 --> 00:10:58,970 Arnold, 179 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:01,690 wait a minute. 180 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:05,590 I think I can handle this myself, Dad. Don't let me take $12 out with my bank 181 00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:06,590 book. Well... 182 00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:07,990 I think I better go with you anyway. 183 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:11,210 But, Dad, it's my money and my date. 184 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:15,930 And that you want to come along in the tunnel of love. 185 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,790 I'll go with him, Dad, just in case. 186 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:22,110 Oh, okay, go ahead. 187 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,570 Don't take too long, Arnold. 188 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,570 I hope she's not after me for my money. 189 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,010 You just made it, boys. I'm about to lock up here. Okay, we won't take long. 190 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:42,190 Hurry up, Arnold. All right. 191 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:46,790 Can I make a withdrawal? 192 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:48,410 Only if you have money in the bank. 193 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:50,070 No, I have an account here. 194 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:51,950 Okay, we're in business. 195 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,490 How much would you like to withdraw? 196 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:57,290 Well, I'd like $2 ,000, but I've only got $12 ,000. 197 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:00,950 You want to withdraw the whole $12 ,000? 198 00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:03,830 No, I'd better leave it in the estate. 199 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,530 Make that $1 ,150. 200 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,260 Good thinking. Okay, here you are. Just find this. 201 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,100 All right. 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I'll cripple an arm or a leg or maybe, just 303 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,140 maybe, I will kill you. 304 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,320 I am a stroke. 305 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:25,660 Learn to recognize a stroke and act quickly. Time lost is brain lost. 306 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:51,700 I made $5 ,000 yesterday. 307 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:55,500 Crazy? I don't think so. Log on now. 308 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,399 Okay, move it, folks. 309 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,140 Don't try anything funny. Don't trip any alarms. Come on, lady. Move it in 310 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:02,999 there. Move it in there. 311 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 All right, all right, all right. 312 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:05,840 Everybody quiet. 313 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,180 Now, these ain't water pistols we got here. 314 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,360 Real bullets come out of these guns. 315 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,859 Hey, listen. 316 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,880 Forgive my free toaster. We got to get to the amusement park. 317 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,560 Yeah. Have a nice day. 318 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,260 Oh, thank you, too. 319 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,840 Now, rule number one. 320 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,460 Nobody moves unless I tell them to. 321 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,540 Yes, sir. I never argue with a guy wearing pantyhose. 322 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,020 If you've got a gun, you can wear a girdle if you want. 323 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,460 Just stay cool, folks, and nobody's going to get hurt. 324 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:37,820 We're going to get the money and run. 325 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,540 We're going to get the green and we won't be seen. 326 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,720 Now, we don't want to hurt anybody, so... Shut up, Thomas. 327 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:43,860 Cover the cameras. 328 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:44,759 Cameras, right. 329 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,480 Thomas, relax. 330 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,540 Relax. 331 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,320 Right. 332 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,840 I... 333 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,420 I'm Mr. Gibson, the manager. 334 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:03,740 Now, I assure you that none of my employees or I will do anything foolish. 335 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,060 And none of his customers will either. 336 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,940 We just want you to get out of here. We don't want any trouble. 337 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,580 What do you want us to do? 338 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:17,620 Mr. Gibson, you and your friends just be calm and behave yourselves. 339 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,440 Thomas, lock the back door. Back door's already locked. Good. 340 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,480 What do you mean, good? 341 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,460 Check it, Thomas. 342 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:30,960 Check it. Right, Woody. 343 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,300 All right, folks. 344 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:34,640 Now, while I'm gone, nobody tries anything funny, huh? 345 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,160 Because Woody means what he says. 346 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,540 You cross Woody, he gets nasty. Not at all. 347 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,760 See what I mean? 348 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:41,980 Thomas. 349 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,480 Right. 350 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,100 What did we get ourselves into? 351 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,680 What did we get ourselves into? 352 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,680 You're the one who wanted to come in here and show off a toady. 353 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,080 Knock it off, you two. 354 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,220 Arnold Jackson, knock it off, sir. 355 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,320 Like the man said, when your back door is locked. 356 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,080 Good. 357 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:10,180 Now, Mr. Gibson, let's get the money out of the vault. 358 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,600 Tell us. 359 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,240 Help him get the money. 360 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,760 Thomas, take him in. 361 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,600 Okay, this way, this way. Come on, move it. 362 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:21,360 Move it, move it. I ain't got all day, lady. You, you down. 363 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,200 Thomas. 364 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,270 I want all the money in the bank. 365 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:26,770 Right. 366 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,590 Well, here goes my $11 .50. 367 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:36,930 You got quick insurance. 368 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:41,490 Kid, I'm not going to warn you again. 369 00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:43,190 Shut up. 370 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,070 Yes, sir. I'm a one -warning man. 371 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,160 Arnold must be getting all of his money in pennies. 372 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:07,440 You know, Arnold's really trying to impress you, Tootie. I hope he 373 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,400 this isn't a permanent relationship. 374 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,400 It's just one mad fling at an amusement park. 375 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Sorry, we're closed. 376 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,700 Let me in. My two sons are in there. 377 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,600 I said we're closed. 378 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,400 Well, when the world's taking them so long, please let me in. 379 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,920 Tell Mr. Gibson it's Mr. Drummond. 380 00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:56,860 What do you want me to do? 381 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,080 Get up. 382 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,440 Move it. 383 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,260 All right, let the dummy in. 384 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:08,220 Hey, watch your language. That dummy's our father. 385 00:23:10,730 --> 00:23:12,390 Hey, boys, what is taking you so long? 386 00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:18,870 We've been waiting... Now, mister, stay put and shut up. If you don't want to 387 00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:20,470 get hurt, don't try to be a hero. 388 00:23:21,410 --> 00:23:23,770 Don't worry, he won't. We're all cowards. 389 00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:25,050 Dad's the biggest one. 390 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,330 Better cooperate, Mr. Drummond. 391 00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:29,469 Don't worry, I will. 392 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:32,590 You can have any money I've got, but just don't harm my boys. 393 00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:35,410 Come on, move. Put the bread on the table. 394 00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:37,590 Move up there. 395 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,619 Where did he come from, Woody? 396 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,640 I had to let him in. 397 00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:43,980 These are his kids. 398 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,500 His kids? 399 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,040 Manette Buston's really working. 400 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,060 We're adopted. 401 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,720 You put that gun away, maybe he'll adopt you too. 402 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,520 Look, gentlemen. 403 00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:57,580 Shut up. 404 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:01,520 Thomas, get the rest of the money out of the vault and let's get out of here. 405 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,380 There isn't any more money. This is it. 406 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,380 What do you mean there's no more money? 407 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,900 They said there's no more money. 408 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,180 Oh, well. 409 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,740 In that case, we could have just knocked on the front door and asked them if 410 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:17,120 they had any money. They say, no, we could have gone to the movies. 411 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,640 I'm sorry. 412 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:21,720 I'll handle the vault. 413 00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:26,800 You start loading this dough, and you keep a close eye on these people. 414 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,420 You three, into the vault. 415 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:34,880 You want me to see who it is? 416 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,640 Yeah, yeah. 417 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,720 But nobody else gets in. 418 00:24:40,330 --> 00:24:41,630 We're not running a hotel here. 419 00:24:45,710 --> 00:24:47,130 Sorry, we're closed. 420 00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:49,930 Uh, yeah, my dad and brothers are in there. 421 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,270 They'll be out soon. 422 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:53,709 Let us in. 423 00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:54,710 I can't. 424 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,830 I mean, we're closed. 425 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,750 Can you tell them to hurry, please? 426 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:02,370 Yeah, yeah, sure. 427 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,070 Is there anything wrong? 428 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,790 No, no, no, no, no. 429 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:07,070 Everything's fine. 430 00:25:18,929 --> 00:25:20,150 Thomas, start loading. 431 00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:23,210 Now move it. 432 00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:28,090 Mr. Drummond, that was your daughter and another girl. 433 00:25:29,050 --> 00:25:30,050 Thanks. 434 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,050 Thank goodness they didn't let them in. 435 00:25:32,270 --> 00:25:34,050 Yeah, women panic. 436 00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:37,230 They can't face danger like us men. Right, Arnold? 437 00:25:37,810 --> 00:25:39,670 Only if that us don't include me. 438 00:25:41,570 --> 00:25:42,830 Just stay calm, guys. 439 00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:45,470 All they want is the money and then they'll get out of here. 440 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:49,580 Hey, Thomas, man, I... How could you do something like this? 441 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:53,280 You make it tougher on the rest of us. Don't give me that jive kid, huh? 442 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,840 There's a lot of good brothers out there, but you're the one they're going 443 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,560 remember. Well, dang you. 444 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,200 Telling a hungry man he shouldn't have money to eat? 445 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,440 Listen, I was hungry once, too. 446 00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:06,840 I came from the poorest part of Harlem, but I never picked up a gun in my life. 447 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,880 What part of Harlem are you from? 448 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,580 Me and Lucy are from Harlem. 449 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,340 Arnold, you can tell them later. 450 00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:16,140 What part of Harlem are you kids from? 451 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:17,460 I'm from there, too. 452 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,480 Hey, we're from 124th Street. 453 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,960 124th Street? You kidding? 454 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,140 Hey, you know Crazy Harold? 455 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,660 No, I didn't. I was there the day he bit the horn. 456 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,960 That's Crazy Harold, all right. 457 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,180 So where you kids live now? 458 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,360 Oh, in a big penthouse on Park Avenue. 459 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,640 Oh, yeah? 460 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,680 What's the address? 461 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,040 Woody and I'll stop by one night. 462 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,320 You wouldn't like it. 463 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,000 It's an old penthouse. 464 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,160 The building's condemned. 465 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,300 Gibson, get another briefcase. 466 00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,719 Hey, Woody. 467 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,680 Hey, these kids, they used to live in Harlem. 468 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,160 Yeah. On 124th Street, they even knew Crazy Harold. 469 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,380 What are you doing? 470 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,400 I'm robbing a bank, and you're playing Barbara Walters. 471 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,040 Get over here. 472 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,740 Thomas, will you watch it? 473 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,900 I'm sorry, Woody. I just... 474 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,360 Look, relax. 475 00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:30,720 We got it made. 476 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,440 Yeah. 477 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,760 Yeah. 478 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:38,200 Oh, I love you, Abe Lincoln. 479 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,500 You've always been my favorite president. 480 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,000 your customers as nice as you. 481 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,980 I want everybody... Attention in the bank. 482 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,620 Attention in the bank. 483 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,180 This is the police. 484 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:17,720 This is Captain Burns speaking. 485 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,840 We know you are in there and you are surrounded. 486 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:24,480 Why don't you come out, give yourselves up, and nobody will get hurt. 487 00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:25,740 They're all over the place. 488 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,300 And one of these wise guys tripped an alarm. 489 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:33,640 None of us did it. Probably him, Mr. Straight. 490 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:36,220 Now, you think I'm crazy? I got a wife and three kids. 491 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:39,080 I'm a bachelor, but I'm not crazy either. 492 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:42,680 How about it in there? Are you coming out? 493 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:49,140 Look, it doesn't matter how the police find out. 494 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,600 They're out there now. 495 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,880 Now, why don't you do the sensible thing and give yourselves up? 496 00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:55,540 What, are you kidding? 497 00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:58,620 I'm running this show. I'm running this show, not the cops. 498 00:29:02,410 --> 00:29:03,790 And I got something they want. 499 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,510 Hostages. 500 00:29:10,830 --> 00:29:15,470 Ollie, and if we get it, you get it too. 501 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,020 Hey, 502 00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:11,480 Victor's a disaster. 503 00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:14,980 What, the 99 -cent store burnt down again? 504 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:18,260 That's not funny. 505 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,820 Man, I'm going over my frequent flyer statements, right? It says all of my 506 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,080 expire in four days. 507 00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:28,480 Call 911, man. This is an emergency. 508 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,540 Hey, don't trivialize my pain. 509 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:37,420 Man, I spend a lot of money trying to earn 150 ,000 frequent flyer miles. 510 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:38,299 No, no, no. 511 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,520 Just calm down, man. I got it all under control. 512 00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:43,900 And Monday and Tuesdays are flow nights, right? Yeah. 513 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,880 Let's just close the joint down and go to Vegas. 514 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:49,970 That sounds good. 515 00:30:50,430 --> 00:30:52,830 But I still have enough miles for four more tickets. 516 00:30:53,710 --> 00:30:58,350 We can take Nicolette, Doug, Leonard, part of our new employee incentive 517 00:30:58,350 --> 00:30:59,350 program. 518 00:30:59,930 --> 00:31:02,170 What was our old employee incentive program? 519 00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:03,570 Work or get by. 520 00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:09,310 That sounds good, but I still have enough miles for one more ticket. 521 00:31:09,810 --> 00:31:11,590 I don't know, man. You might have to eat that. 522 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,410 It's not a joke 523 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,820 to form shops at theaters. I want to take Victoria shopping. 524 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:11,240 Who are you and what have you done with Malcolm McGee? 525 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:18,680 I realize that I appear to be parsimonious. 526 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:21,880 However... Cheap, Malcolm. The word is cheap. 527 00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:26,640 However, there is a method to my madness. 528 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:30,740 See, I save my money for times like this. When I'm in a hot city with a 529 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,380 beautiful lady, I want to do it up in style. 530 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:34,740 Let's play some slots. 531 00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:35,990 I'm ready. 532 00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:42,170 Well, people, I'm going to hit the tables. I'm feeling lucky. 533 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:43,870 Good luck. Good luck, everybody. 534 00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:45,150 Good luck. 535 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:49,590 Hey, Eddie, listen. I know you love Vegas, but you might want to think about 536 00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:51,030 taking it slow this trip. 537 00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:54,630 Michael, we live in Kansas City where it's always slow. 538 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:58,470 When you get to Vegas, man, you got to turn it up a notch. 539 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,100 Look, Ed, you and I both know you have an addictive personality. 540 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:11,400 Once you turn it on, you got a hard time turning it off. 541 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:16,440 Now, every man's got a dream, man. Don't take my dreams away from me, man. 542 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,880 All right, now, when your dream turns into a nightmare, don't come to me for 543 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,500 money. The Bank of Malcolm is closed for Y2K adjustments. 544 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,100 Fine, fine. 545 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:32,180 Remember, that goes both ways. Now, when I break the bank and I own this casino 546 00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:33,520 and I'm driving in a Ferrari, 547 00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:36,790 All right, I'll be careful. Thanks. 548 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:40,450 Dollar chips. 549 00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:41,809 Good luck, sir. 550 00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:43,870 I don't need no luck. I got skills. 551 00:33:44,630 --> 00:33:48,230 If I should have told you about me, they're going to fire you for much 552 00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:49,290 I'm going to tell you about it.